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Redefining the national bird

No, no, it's not a Gerrymander, because the Supreme Court says it's not one. And, really, who are you going to believe? The Supreme Court or your lying eyes?

Remember, these are trained professionals with the highest ethical standards, so they wouldn't do anything like legalising gerrymandering just because it gives an electoral advantage to the Evil Party. So it's not a gerrymander, it's an, um, eagle. Yes, it's definitely an eagle, so that is what it must be. Eagles have teeth, don't they?