BREAKING NEWS! MEMO REVEALS LINK BETWEEN IRAN , NIGERIA, AND OSAMA BIN LADEN!!!!
I just had these documents show up in my mailbox, and it appears that not only was Nigeria planning to sell yellowcake to Iraq, but they were also planning to sell yellowcake to Iran, and Osama bin Laden was involved in the negotiations!
I thought at first that this had to be a fake. After all, why would some anonymous tipster send me copies of important documents like this? But when I looked at the fonts, it was obviously not a forgery, since as we all know you couldn't do character replacements like this with a mechanical typewriter, and if the liberals had done any replacements they would have done it with crayon. So, the only other explanation is that these documents are the real thing: proof that Iran is cooperating with Nigeria, Osama bin Laden, and the trilateral commission to develop a nuclear deterrent with which to attack Israel.
America's course is clear. We must not allow this sort of shocking transgression against the laws and customs of the Pax Americana to continue! We must attack Syria immediately!
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Syria? Are you crazy? It’s obvious the next attack should be aimed at Liechtenstein. They’re the real masterminds behind it all. ;-)