So I lied about not taking time-waster quizzes.
Via Parts -n- Pieces, it's the personal dna time-waster quiz.
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It appears to be a very good test at miscalculating gender roles; it claims I'm 58% femme, 18% masc (and this after being a lumberjack! and all), which seems somewhat, um, interesting. I'd like to see what they consider to be masculine or feminine traits.