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So, Tony Bliar gave a little speech about how he wants to further modernise Labour. He is now promising to modernise Labour by...
Privatizing government services?
Stripping people of their legal rights?
Gutting the social security system?
Killing offReforming national health while attacking the unions en passant?
And, of course, continuing the new English tradition of being the Coward in Chief's toady?
Tony the Poodle always keeps his promises!
(Offer not valid if you don't have a summer house in Kennebunkport.)