Perhaps Willamette Week should consider hiring a new editor?
When I open the page to the a restaurant review (for Buckman Grill, which I've heard is actually a good restaurant) and the first thing I see is a photo caption reading (in a LARGE BOLDFACE font) "... shaped like an exquisite tiny breast with an aureole of deep scarlet blood orange.", my first thought isn't "I should read this review", but "If I wanted juvenile sex talk, I'd read the Mercury, where they actually know how to do it." I don't know what the editorial staff was doing when this review crept in, but perhaps next time they should either (a) look at the text they're supposed to put into their newspaper or (b) hire a food critic who's actually had sex once or twice in their life.
And, to make matters even worse (or better), the photo in question? Why, it looks nothing like a breast, unless your only exposure to female human breasts is badly drawn hentai.