This Space for Rent

I think they missed an choice or two.

The slimy marketeers at Apple asked me to fill out a customer satisfaction survey for the MBA I bought a couple of weeks ago, and, for yucks, I decided to grant their every wish and fill it out. It was, as expected, marketing galore – the slimy marketeers really REALLY want everyone with a Mac to also have an iPod, and iPhone, an iTV, and an iTunes account, so they don’t ask very many questions about what an unrepentant Unix programmer would find appealing about the MBA.

There was one place where they really missed the question boat:

Do you intend to run Windows on your Macbook Air?

Yes
No

They missed a third choice:

Not in a million years, buddo!

Which is the choice I would have picked for anything that mentioned the word Windows in conjunction with my brand new Unix box. Windows. *shudder*