This Space for Rent

The Internet is for porn!

At least that's what Amazon thinks. Looking for a ridiculously powerful electric drill on Amazon? Oh, they'll find you the drill all right, but that's not all:

Now, that's just the selection I want to see when I'm shopping for a power tool. Does Amazon expect that I'll bring along a DVD player when I'm building a house, so I can use the power drill with one hand while pleasuring myself with the other while watching the DVD? Or perhaps this is how they recommend unwinding after a days work.

Oy. What a cheap meaningless life they think that men lead.