A day of doing nothing but kernel builds leads to a bored and easily distracted Orc
And what could be more trivial than using Microsoft google to search for "my name wants"?
- Orc wants YOU! (true if you're the best)
- Orc wants to punish you with spankings! (no.)
- Orc wants to set out together to find their tribe (true, if by find their tribe, you mean move to Canada)
- Orc Wants YOU (see item #1)
- Orc wants to ensure corporations like PGE pay their fair share like the rest of the citizens of Oregon. (actually, I want the state to nationalize PGE, but other than that paying their taxes would be a good start.)
- Orc wants a fight (no.)
- Orc wants your help with wood chopping. (no.)
- Orc wants to, make it where he can wear clothing and armor that will shield other players from knowing if he is an orc. (I think the signature line is a dead giveaway.)
- Orc wants to eat a pig (chomp chomp yum yum!)
- Orc wants to share information (so that would explain the weblog, no?)
- Orc wants to best him in battle. (no. See #6)
- Orc wants to create a sub committee. (shudder)
- Orc wants. (.... yes, and what does he want? The suspense is KILLING me!)
Not a very inspiring list, if you ask me. Between committees and MMRPG fanatics, it's pretty thin pickings out there in search engine land.
(I blame Parts and Pieces and Badgerings)