This Space for Rent


The Pentagon will hold a massive march and country music concert to mark [...], Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld said in an unusual announcement tucked into an Iraq war briefing yesterday.

Gee. I wonder what they're celebrating. A great victory against Eastasia? The upcoming deification of Maximum Leader Genius? A bountiful harvest?

No. Nothing as mundane as that.

It's time to celebrate blank check day!

This isn't quite as offensive as it would be if the Coward in Chief appointed Osama bin Laden to the USSC, but the only people who I can see being at all happy about this nasty stunt would be the conspiracy theorists who think that the B*sh junta assisted Al Quada in their attempts to do urban renewal on lower Manhattan island.