Happy first Yeetaversary!
Last October 8th (which happens to be Intl. Lesbian Day in ANZ) my partner drove me up to the hospital, where, at sometime around 7am, I was knocked out only to awaken later that morning (or early afternoon?) with my bits finally corrected from the unfortunate state I was hatched with.
Getting an aftermarket pussy was the best decision I made in my life modulo The Best and our kids. It just fits, and is proper, instead of what was there before (which was useful, and I did have a lot of fun with it, but, well, it’s not something I was ever particularly happy with by itself. Letting it heal properly was a bit of a pain, because I was kept of my bicycle for three months (and I still haven’t gotten back into a semblance of shape), but there has not been a single moment when I regretted The Big Yeet or the absence of the old parts.
Happy Birthday, naughty bits, and I hope we have many more yet to come!
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Congrats! I love you and your partner a lot. All the way back to 1990.