Destiny
One permanent down, mangled rear triangle and all. I can’t say whether or not this is a fast machine or not (I got 5 hours of sleep the night before this ride, so I was running up hills considerable slower than I want to), but I can push a higher gear up ramps than I do with the midlifecrisismobile or born-again Trek, plus it’s got the same sort of absurdly comfortable ride that the midlifecrisismobile has.