No more threaded forks
Tonight I pulled the threaded fork off the Trek and replaced it with one of the threaded-but-barely-long-enough-to-be-cut-down-and-make-threadless forks I had lying around in the basement. And that means all of my bicycle clutter now has threadless stems (The Murray Baja Experience! and Silas’s Shiromoto are still threaded, but they aren’t my bikes so they don’t count!) and the majority (4 of 6) are mutated as G-d Himself Intended™.