Reddy Kilowatt was here
When I was out riding the Cuthbert Binns populaire this morning I rode by (then immediately turned around and scooped up) this adjustable wrench. I didn’t get a particularly good look at it when I picked it up (I was riding my Sweet Fixie™ so I had to keep moving to stay under my 4h30 deadline) but when I got home I noticed two buttons on the thing and was amused to see that they opened and closed the jaws of the wrench.
Score?