This Space for Rent

LISTEN CAREFULLY,

THE BANK IS SERRIOUS ABOUT DECLARING YOUR FUND UNCLAIMED. I HAVE WRITTEN YOU SO MANY TIMES WITHOUT HAVING RESPONSE FROM YOU.

IF THIS FUND IS DECLARED UNCLAIMED, YOUR FILE WILL BE DESTROY WHICH MEANS THAT YOU WILL NEVER RECEIVE THIS FUND AGAIN.

GOD KNOWS THAT I HAVE TRIED MY BEST FOR YOU IN MAKING SURE YOU DON’T LOSE THIS FUND BUT YOU CHOSED TO REMAIN MUTE. THIS MIGHT BE MY LAST MAIL TO YOU.

YOURS TRULY

YUSUF ABU

Oh, no, my file will be destroy!

I love spam. It’s as if a thousand stoner poets were hooked up to a travesty generator and they’re all being paid by the word.

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My all time favourite is still Muhammed of Dubai:

…I have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer which was discovered very late, due to my laxity in carrying for my health. It has defiled all forms of medicine treatment…

Adrian Tue Nov 3 15:57:58 2009

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