Domestic vermin picture of the day
We got a new catnip mouse into the house tonight, and, after Leo and Mavis had had their turns attacking it, licking it, and collapsing into a drugged stupor Dorrie snuck out and started taking her turn. Leo did not like this one bit, and he attempted to attack Dorrie, at which point I plunked myself down between them and reminded Leo (repeatedly) that *I* was the alpha cat at this point in time.
So Leo spent the next 20 minutes sculking around trying to figure out a way to sneak past me and get revenge on the cute but stupid black and white cat who was getting stoned with his weed.
He didn’t succeed, and eventually Dorrie staggered off with the munchies so I could retrieve the sodden and disgusting catnip mouse and deposit it at his feet.