Two degrees of separation from Me to Marilyn Manson
The best's father is dating a woman whos daughter is dating Mr. Manson's cousin, as I discovered today when I was there for dinner and made a crack about a proper Irish marriage in regards to Mr. Manson's recent wedding, which I only mentioned because the newpaper clipping was sitting on tb'sfgfdbf's fridge.
It's not as wierd as the three degrees of separation between me and Maximum Leader Genius, but it's wierd enough for military use.
You may cue "It's a small world after all" and fire when ready.