Oy.
Mount Doom on the Potomac has decreed that May Day (the US government used to call it "Law Day" according to the logic that if you don't let the proletariat know that they have any power, they won't realize they have any power) is now going to be called "Loyalty Day."
I am impressed. It's not as if very many people in the United States even pay attention to the day, because it's not even a government holiday, but it's nice to see that the B*sh junta is considerate enough to leave no leftist behind in the "kick them when they're down" competition.