Doing my part in the Liberal Conspiracy To Destroy Christmas
And how will I do my part of the nefarious plan? Why, that's easy; I'll just post my Christmas list (in order of reasonable to stupidly ridiculous):
- a set of sharpening stones
- a jack plane or two
- a one man crosscut saw (36 or 40 inch blade; we've got a pair of big old dead cherry trees out in the back yard that have to come down before I can build my prototype sheds out there.)
- A sewing machine.
- A low f-stop lens for my *istDS, because the camera gets really unhappy trying to take photos when there's not much light, and I've seen (and lusted after) the amount of light that some of the really big lenses for Canon cameras can capture.
- A 25' ladder (so I can climb up into the dead cherry trees and lop off chunks that won't topple into our house, the neighbor's house, or our garage.)
and now I will leap immediately to the ridiculous part of the list...
- Land in the country suitable for building a cabin on.
- (and I almost forgot this one): Canadian citizenship, or at least a migrant visa.
If you're not actually related to me, you can ignore this attempt to further destroy Christmas.