This Space for Rent

Everything turns into tape, softly and suddenly

I'm rewriting, with bold chainsaw and welding torch, a little program for the Linux distribution at work, and as part of it I needed to #define a flag bit to tell when some device is a tape drive or not. So what to call it?

I know!

I AM TAPE!

Dear lord, that post is over a decade old. Kill me now.

(hat tip to M. Gooley)