Finally, a rational monetary policy!
The gold standard is a relic of Old Europe. America must adopt the kitten standard, making kittens the standard unit of account.The advantages of using kittens as currency are endless. Kittens can be used to create more kittens, which will encourage saving. A first world economy based entirely on unneutered kittens can expect to achieve an average growth rate of 900% per year, which far surpasses anything possible under the current system. If you try to steal a kitten, it will scratch you. Kittens can not be controlled by the unelected central bankers in Washington, D.C. And so on.
All totalitarians are allergic to cats. Cats, and freedom.
(policy briefing from The Poor Man Institute for Freedom and Democracy and a Pony)