The story of my life, in advertisements
A few years ago, at the height of the .com boom, IBM(?) had a pretty funny advertising campaign for some idiotic management tool. They had a wide collection of silly things, from magic pixie dust to flocks of flying monkeys, but this one pretty accurately described (and describes) my life, so I had to clip it out and drop it into the filing system of doom here at Chateau Chaos.
Eight years later, we found it when gutting the stupid room, so I snarfed it up onto the computer before it got lost again.