Well, I suppose if you can’t afford a toy ranch, there’s always the beauty parlour
Tony "poodle" Blair spends £300/year on cosmetics, and that doesn't include the ~£300/year that the British government has been spending on beauticians for his media events.
It makes sense, I guess; if you're going to be a lapdog for the Coward in Chief, it just wouldn't do to have a pasty-white complexion compared to the Manly!™ tan and bruises from falling off bicycles that Maximum Leader Genius sports.
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