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Friday Dust Mite Blogging™

Lance Mannion, in what's either (a) a clever way of bumping up the hits on the collection of lesser-known weblogs that he links to, of (b) a sneaky way of getting nekked pictures, suggested a cheesecake calender composed of pictures of the writers (or lust objects) of the l-k wl's. But, foolishly, he agreed that Hot!Hot!Hot! pictures of creatures like cats and, ahem, Dust Mites, would be acceptable.

Heh, Indeed.

PLAYMITE MAGAZINE PRESENTS THEIR DUST MITE OF THE MONTH FOR JUNE, 2005 

BIRTHPLACE: China
BUST: .3 mm
WAIST: .3 mm
HIPS: .3mm
WEIGHT: approximately 10 micrograms.
AMBITIONS:  To find a nice cozy bed to live in.
TURN-ONS: skin flakes, mold, pollen grains
TURN-OFFS: high altitudes. dry climates
IN MY SPARE TIME:  I breed.
FAVORITE TV:  Friday Dust Mite Blogging™
MY IDEAL MICROBE: One that is fertile.

—orc Fri Jun 10 20:23:47 2005

Comments

Actually, it was a sneaky way to do both. I'm a very sneaky guy. So far, though, it hasn't gotten me any naked pictures, so I sure hope it's worked to increase the traffic, not to mention made people more open to the eroticism of dust mites.

Lance Mannion Sat Jun 11 05:56:17 2005

Yowza!

Took the liberty to have some fun on my end of the blogosphere. Enjoy the additional hits.

Moses Yowling from the Fencepost http://www.mirocat.com/

Moses Sat Jun 11 13:14:19 2005

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