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HotHotHot Volcano Action!

Stratovolcanos can be fairly enthusiastic when they erupt, but much of the time it's about as exciting as watching paint dry.

This is an erupting volcano. Exciting, isn't it? It would probably be far more thrilling when you're close up, because there are earthquakes every 2-3 minutes as the lava pushes its way up to the surface of the earth, but by the time it reaches the surface, it's not much more exciting than watching toothpaste being squeezed out of a tube (well, aside from the tiny detail that the surface of this toothpaste is 700°C and that the ribbon is about 100 meters wide.)