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Oh, cute, they’ve got their own version of the Horst Wessel Song now.

I don't know whether I should file this under

  1. Time to get that visa, or
  2. Time to buy some guns, or
  3. Both (a) & (b).

This --and I'm not making it up -- is a actual Evil Party song:

Meet the Left in action, put them all in traction,
Get great satisfaction, bashing in their heads!
Hear each girl and boy sing, triumph loudly voicing,
We'll advance rejoicing, stomping out the Reds!
  	Stomping out the Reds, stomping out the Reds,
  	We'll advance rejoicing, stomping out the Reds!
Lib'rals who pooh-pooh them, radicals who woo them,
Pinkoes who debut them, all are dunderheads!
Gladly we'll embrue them, hew and barbecue them,
Passing bullets through them, stomping out the Reds!
  	Stomping out the Reds, stomping out the Reds,
  	Passing Bullets through them, stomping out the Reds!
Bayonets bright gleaming, panzers forward streaming,
Hear the Commies screaming, underneath our treads!
Scorn their masses teeming, and their traitors' scheming,
We're the West redeeming, stomping out the Reds!
  	Stomping out the Reds, stomping out the Reds,
  	We're the west redeeming, stomping out the Reds

It's not quite as eloquent as the Horst Wessel Song, but the Evil Party follows Huto-style thuggery more than Nazi-style thuggery. In any case, it's always nice to see the Evil Party living up to my wildest expectations of them.

(link via A Tiny Revolution)

—orc Tue May 17 00:32:03 2005

Comments

Dork, it’s “steaming”, not “streaming”. Is everybody on the left illiterate?

Tim of Angle Wed Feb 15 13:15:47 2006

I hate to have to break it to you, Ace, but that song was not written by lefties. They’re your fascists, and you get to keep them.

David Parsons Wed Feb 15 16:26:24 2006

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