The ‘I think that deck chair would look better over there’ act of 2005
After three months of debate, Senators Ron Wyden (S-Or) and Orrin Hatch (E-Ut) have announced that they've chosen a title for a health care bill. No bill yet, of course, but at least they've got the stupid name for it.
Remember, the United States has got the most perfect health care system in the whole wide world! It's unsinkable, so all we need to do it tidy it up a little bit
(via The Well-Timed Period)