Evil Party moral values (pt 9)
If you're a fundamentalist, particularly if you've made your reputation from writing about faith healing and trying to outlaw abortion, what's the best way to relax after a good day of being G-dly? Why, it's obvious! You should go home and rape your wife!
I believe that the Evil Party has struck the trifecta again. In the past couple of months, I've seen
- A male prostitute turning tricks inside the White House,
- revelations that a prominent neocon may have been pimping out his wife at orgies, and, of course
- don't forget to rape your wife for Jesus!
Edit: I forgot to mention the bestiality! But what's a little mule-fucking between friends? (as long as it's a lady mule, of course! If it was a boy mule, that would be homosexuality, and that would be a sin.)
I'm afraid the old outrageometer just won't work anymore. Whenever I fire it up, it bends the pointer around the stop, wheezes "Told you so!", then shuts down. And, my, what an environment to raise my children in; I've been trying to teach them to be moral, honest, and to take pride in their work, but, shit, that's a loser's game in Imperial America. If we stay in this country, I'm going to have to get them into a charter school for highwaymen, because the traditional American ethics are now just a invitation to be raped and murdered by the Evil Party and their fascist friends and relations.
(link via Arthur Silber)