Friday Dust Mite Blogging™
Damastes and his little brother Damastes have a tiny bunkbed, which they offer to weary travellers with the promise that it will fit any creature who lays their head upon it. The secret of this bunkbed is that Damastes & Damastes will cheerfully wedge even the largest traveller into the tiny bed, and take the subsequent lack of complaint as a sign that the traveller is happy with their lodging.
Where is Theseus when you need him?