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How do you spell vassal slavery?

The Pentagon spells it s-t-o-p l-o-s-s; those soldiers who assumed that they were signing up for an eight-year hitch have just gotten a wonderful example of the marketplace in action. But there is a way out for some of them: If reservists started sodomising each other on the parade grounds at noon, the first dozen or so would be shovelled out of the service in quick order (subsequent "offenders" would then be executed declared enemy combatants, just to encourage the others.)