Frontiers of Democracy
Losing in the polls? Worried that you won't be El Presidente after the polls close in the next election?
No problem. Just disqualify your opposition from standing for the position. It works in Singapore (another country I've just disqualified myself from ever visiting), so why not do it in Mexico? And if it works in Mexico, why, the sky is no limit!
(tip of the hat to Arthur Silber)