Oh, so that’s how the Red Sox won the World Series.
They sold their souls to Satan. I wonder how many people had to be tortured to death to pay for the pennant?
I guess it's time to switch allegience to the *shudder* Yankees; They were evil before the Coward in Chief overthrew the United States government, and thus didn't have to prove they were worthy of being cast into the pit.
(link via Hullabaloo)