This Space for Rent

Did I miss the memo?

The sky-is-falling contingent is all of a sudden in superpanic mode. This worries me (because I'm part of the sky-is-falling contingent and I've not seen anything unusual in the news recently except for the latest "we're not buying your debt, imperialist warmongers!" round of US bondselling.)

*I* haven't gotten the s-i-f memo telling me to panic, so I don't know whether to pull my money out of the banks and put it into turnip futures or not.