This is not a good year to be a conspiracy theorist…
... because the real world keeps being more outlandish that your most ridiculous theories.
Atrios, after a couple of days of saying no, no, there's no compelling reason to believe that the election was stolen, just published some amusing figures for the excess votes in Cuyahoga County, Ohio:
Highland Heights: 1385 Mayfield Village: 1385 Seven Hills: 2147 Broadview Height: 2540 Berea: 3146 Olmstead Falls: 3146 North Royalton: 4009 Maple Heights: 4744 Brook Park: 5295 Oakwood Village: 5460 Euclid: 5724 South Euclid: 5724 Cleveland Heights: 6007 East Cleveland: 6007 Garfield Heights: 6170 Lakewood: 6226 Middleburg Heights: 7284 Parma: 7284 Bedford: 8553 Bedford Heights: 8553 Warrensville Heights: 8553 Bay Village: 9948 Fairview Park: 9948 North Olmstead: 9948 Rocky River: 9948 Westlake: 9948 Cleveland: 49324
I'm sure it's all just a concidence. Just like the exit polls being way off in Florida and Ohio. Because, after all, with an excess of something over 3 million votes, why would the Evil Party bother doing vote fraud?(okay, so it's their nature. But, other than that, why would they bother?)
Oh well, there's always the old cruise missile attack on the Pentagon story. That one's not likely to be true, so nobody will spoil their fun by proving it.