Halloween
With pumpkin carving:
Costumes:
And lots of candy to wrestle away from the bears, so they don't become sugar-powered whirling dervishes of doom.
I'm sick, so I'm missing most of the festivities, but the best is taking the bears out to extort treats from neighbors. Unfortunately, I don't have a Dick Cheney mask, so I can't properly terrify other juvenile terrorists as they come up to our door.