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What is it about the B*sh junta and conventions anyway?

In 1992, they dragged out Pat Buchanan to translate from the German, and this year they got Zell Miller (R-GA) to do the very same thing.

I'm sure it helps keep their delegates from worrying about the economy, the tarpit that is Iraq, the teeny detail that nobody in the government is talking about Osama bin Laden anymore, and countless other things that the Coward in Chief and his flying monkeys have done, but I don't think it's likely that vote for US or you're a filthy traitor! is going to win over too many of the undecided voters out there.