I guess the polls are going against Beloved Leader Genius
Ohmigod! Terror alert! Terror alert! It's much more important than the next US president choosing a veep, because, look, SaddamHusseinOsamaBinLadenAdolfHitler are going to do a terrorist attack to make you vote for John Kerry for president.
Terror alert! Terror alert!
It would be funny if the Evil Party wasn't at the throttle. It will be a lot funnier when the lot of them are up on charges of treason.