Time for six weeks of extremely boring tropical storm names.
Tropical storm Alpha has formed, putting 2005 into the books as the year with the most tropical storms on record. From now until the end of the season it's going to be greek greek greek all the way (offer not valid if there are 24 more tropical storms this year.)
Not that there's any such thing as global warming; it's purely a coincidence that three of the five most intense recorded hurricanes happened this year, and it's purely a coincidence that there have already been 22 tropical storms this year.
Really. Trust me. Would the B*sh junta lie to you?