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Defending Against Terror™ the Evil Party way

Russell as a tiny baby
Look out! He's got a dolly!

The transportation insecurity administration, in the grand B*sh junta tradition of there's nothing we can't fuck up, has been refusing to let infants onto airplanes if their names are similar to ones in the no-fly list. It seems like a sensible precaution, after all; if it was a baby terrorist, it could do terrorist crying, peeing, and pooping, and then you'll have terrorist biohazards in the airplane bathrooms. And, worse yet, if the baby is breastfeeding, its mother might whip out a terrorist breast and FEED THE BABY IN PUBLIC.

I grow faint just thinking about it. Or perhaps I'm just laughing too hard to stand up.

(link via No Capital)