It’s not that difficult to ride a bicycle….
... so why does the Coward in Chief keep falling off and running into people? It's not as if a person is a particularly tiny target; I am able to ride my bicycle at 20mph along narrow paths and still avoid (without having to wildly dodge or anything) people walking along those paths.
The cheap question is "is Maximum Leader Genius a drunk?", but that's probably not it. I suspect that Mr. Quagmire rides his bicycle the same way he runs the country; if there's not a way to enrich his friends and family, he just starts riding and doesn't pay attention to where he's going. At least when he blindly drives his bicycle into the ditch, he doesn't kill anyone. At least not yet. If the results of his being unable to ride a bicycle were as deadly as the results of his inability to wage war, the secret service would have to evacuate every nearby city before unlocking the presidential bicycle locker.
(via Suburban Guerilla)