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‘We think it will become common practice to cover parts of the glaciers’

A ski resort in Switzerland is now putting an insulating blanket over a glacier to keep it from melting, at a total cost of CHF100,000 (~US$83,000), because, after approximately 300,000 years, the glacier has decided that it's time to melt.

But you must remember that there's no such thing as global warming; the glaciers must all be melting because they all voted for Gore in 2000.