We need a smaller house
We've got a pretty large house; 3600+ square feet of usable space. But the bears have been efficient entropy machines this week, and now almost every one of those square feet is covered with a thin layer of randomly arranged stuff. I can't help but think if we were in a 1200 square foot house it would be a lot easier to sweep everything into a huge pile for sorting and/or tossing.
If it weren't for the teeny detail that even the tiniest little house in Portland now costs $150,000, it would be a lot more tempting. Perhaps there's some acre lot in town that's got a little tiny shack in the corner -- we could move in there and let the pedestrians of the apocolypse spend all day running from one end of the lot to the other.