Why John Kerry should be the president of the United States
Had I been reading to children and had my top aide whisper in my ear that America is under attack, I would have told those kids very nicely and politely that the president of the United States has something that he needs to attend to.
update
I had a link to a msnbc article mentioning this, but, to my not-at-all-surprise, that article has been revised to showcase the accomplishments of Beloved Leader, with the Kerry commentary pushed _wayyy_ to the bottom. When I find the original AP url, I'll link to that.