My measured, reasonable response to the anti-same sex marriage bigots.
If you don't want to live in the United States of America, go somewhere else.
There are plenty of places in the world where the only rights you get are the ones explicitly written down, and the whole idea of We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness is merely a laughable sentiment held by kooky seditionists, so why the fuck don't you go there instead of trying to screw up a country where that sentiment is the whole point of the place?
Failing that, you can just go directly to hell; Satan will welcome his followers home with welcome arms.