Joy of pet ownership, The. (4:30am edition)

There's nothing like waking up to the HukHukHukHuk! of a cat vomiting up the contents of its stomach, unless you add in waking up at 4:30 am, and unless you wake up to realize that the offending cat had thrown up on

The floor
Clothes on the floor
The sofa
Clothes on the sofa

Extra bonus points for it being a lot of puke, so it managed to soak into the sofa and probably ruin it (it's a futon sofa that I wanted to get rid of anyway, so it's not a particularly great loss, but we're still out one large piece of furniture that we need to replace.

Extra extra bonus points for me not being able to sleep, so the goddamn cat woke me up after only about 2 hours of sleep.

—orc Mon May 24 04:41:46 2004

This Space for Rent

Joy of pet ownership, The. (4:30am edition)