I was cooking recently and trying simultaneously to keep Silas occupied. So I plunked him onto a chair by the counter near me and got him to stir and sort and stuff.
This worked fine till I got distracted by something at the stove. I heard him chattering away but wasn't really paying attention for a bit. Then I realized what the words were: he was happily chirping, "Butter for YOU! Butter for YOU!" I looked at him and realized he was scooping up spoonfuls of butter and eating them. "You silly... are you eating the butter?" "NUMMY butter! NUMMY butter!"
Sigh... essence of Two. Too cute to scold.